PUSS: Take off the powdered wig and step away from your drawers! . - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. The mucus is sparkling blue. Whoo! But just as they are about to kiss, Shrek and Donkey come bursting through the doors to the courtyard. I just wish I could be the man you deserve. Oh, sweetheart. [chuckles] And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. (hisses). LILLIAN: Try to at least pretend youre interested in your daughters wedding ball. I thought that question was directed at me. PUSS: You are told correct, but for this I charge a great deal of money. Prince Charming holds out his hand and Fiona eventually takes it. Donkey looks up into the sky. One of the talking pieces of furniture from before moves in his way. Get us out of here! Fiona looks out with excitement, while Shrek remains cautious. GODMOTHER: My diet is ruined! A good use for your mouth. SHREK: And guess what, princess? DONKEY: Look at me, Shrek! So, um how about. Shrek Forever After Act l Goodnight Junior Shrek Forever After Act ll Closing Countertop (Fade back to Bob and Larry on the countertop) Bob: I feel like I always say this, but wow, Larry, that was great! Puss pounces on a knight who grabs him. DONKEY: What?! Right away. Is that you? NOBLEMAN'S SON: Father? Have a happy ever after. DONKEY: Oh! Lots and lots of flour. The dog continues to bark and Shrek roars in its face. HAROLD: Good! Down here! BLIND MOUSE: Pardon me, would you mind letting me go? Off in the distance they see a small cottage. FIONA'S CHILDHOOD ROOM. SHREK: Hell be fine. Hes completely lost his mind! SHREK: I guess it means itll affect Fiona, too. Im going to go out and find him. More time passes and they are riding through thick snow. HAROLD: uh, we, we make this a quick visit. He is lowered back to the ground. He has a face that looks like it was carved by angels. Find Princess Fiona! GODMOTHER: Mummy can handle this.. (continuing her son's rant) He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! CHARMING: Im just playing the part, Fiona. Ho-ho-ho-oh, shoot! Aw, lets keep him! Shrek and Fiona step outside of the house. What about Shrek 2: Day of the Donkey? Dynamite sticks are rigged to the grate. My one chance to fix things up with Fionas dad, and I end up lost in the woods with you! All I got in my room was shampoo. Come on, join us. You could at least give them a chance. (sighs) But I love Fiona more. Contents 1 US releases 1.1 VHS 1.2 DVD 1.3 Blu-ray 1.4 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray 2 International releases FIONA: WellShrek owns his own land. After a pause he sighs heavily. SHREK: Well, one of these has got to help. Before she can step forward, she passes out and falls to the floor. Shrek 2 was the inevitable 2004 sequel to the DreamWorks Animation Breakthrough Hit Shrek.. We both acted like ogres. SHREK: Donkey, you have the right to remain silent! HAROLD: Whats that, Cedric? What kind of title is that? imported from Wikimedia project. The figure takes off the cloak and reveals themselves to be Fairy Godmother. Shrek 2 is a transcript. The guards stop and lift the visors from the helmets. The page gives a huff, and walks off with the rest of the men. Harold is pouring tea into two cups on a tray. GODMOTHER: I dont care whose fault it is. Charming pulls the curtain and gasps; the figure is no princess--its the Big Bad Wolf. Godmother steps out the balcony and flies away in the pink carriage with Kyle driving. SHREK: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. Youll see. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. SHREK: (chuckling) Its a bit early to be thinking about that, isnt it? Doris sets a bottle of milk on the table. Daycare or dragon-guarded castle?! HAROLD: Charming! How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? Shrek pushes Fiona out of the way and to the ground. Puss is climbing all over Shrek's body and gets into his clothes. PUSS: (frightened) Oh, no! SHREK: To do what? Two trees arm wrestle and two dwarfs fight. Gingy is scooped up by Puss' sword and into Pinocchio's arms. Doris walks up to Charming and tries to kiss him. (The characters are shown in a Brady Bunch style window) Donkey: Shrek 2? What did he say? A woman in the distance floats inside of a bubble and begins to sing. Someone is playing darts with throwing axes. The carriage is stopped at a drive-thru window. An alarm sounds and red lights flash. Then he makes a popping sound with his mouth. The crowd gasps. I remember when i thought one of the kid in my class was strange. Move em on! Ladies! Chains dangle from the ceiling which attach to their shackles, keeping them suspended above the floor. (turns to the clerk) Er okay. Shrek 2, released in the United States on 21 May 2004, is the 2004 sequel to the 2001 computer-animated DreamWorks Pictures film Shrek. Shrek drops to his knees. I hope Im not interrupting, but Im told youre the one to talk to about anogre problem? He opens it, and Fiona's voice reads it in his head. GODMOTHER: You remember my son, Prince Charming? She braces herself and Donkey makes the popping noise again. FIONA: Well you know were always happy to see you, Donkey. Harold and Lillian look on, surprised. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. Fairy Godmother and Charming stand waiting inside the room. Milk em hard! Aladdin (2019)/Transcript. Donkey stands in the doorway. Lillian runs over. Well take care of everything. Donkey loudly dunks his mouth into his bowl and starts drinking. Then pops again. SHREK: Thank you, gentlemen! Stop them! The Three Little Pigs shake their heads and light the match themselves. He sees the mouse's tail sticking out from Puss' mouth. Pick me! The streets are paved and there are buildings everywhere. Shrek sniffs the potion and sneezes mucus onto a mushroom. CHARMING: in all the land. Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. He takes off his hat and sheathes his sword. Thats the ol' Keeblers place! The game was developed by Luxoflux for the PlayStation 2, . With his mouth with open, Shrek turns to the next page. Fiona enters her room where she stayed as a child. Shrek and Donkey stand confused until Puss finally spits out a hairball. Harold walks back inside the bedroom. Head em up, move em on! LILLIAN: I havent. 0 references. I hope youre happy. Cyclops opens the door and lets Harold in. Donkey: And before they knew it, they were hitched. In April 2004 the film was selected for competition at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival. Dont you, honey? Shrek: Just eat your goobers and shut your gob, okay? Elsewhere in the palace, Fiona stops at the top of some stairs. She tosses the book to the ground and pulls out another. Ohno ogres. DONKEY: Whoa, whoa, whoa now. I dont want to die! A group of elves run in with rapid-fire crossbows and shoot at them. Shrek passes out and falls down. Categories Must be like some finishing school or something. Why are you grabbing me?! - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. DONKEY: Thanks, compadre. Well This isnt a good time, pumpkin. Customers come running out of the building. Ow! The crowd gasps. Shrek and company walk in, and Godmother gasps. I think itd be better if the Fairy Godmother didnt know we were here. Quotes taken from "Shrek 2". SHREK: I mean, dont you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this? Harold and Lillian look on with concern. Book transitions to Prince Charming, wearing a knight's armor and red cape, riding on horseback. Mongo instead grabs a giant coffee mug on top of a Farbucks Coffee building. PUSS: And take it from me, Boss. [laughs] Dad. SHREK Oh, you mean like. He looks up at a tower that rises above the rest of the castle, a light shining from its window. Head em up! FIONA: Theres just one problem. A page steps forth with a scroll in his hand. PAGE: uhPrince Charming. If one of you drinks this, you both will be fine. Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey get in the carriage and set out for Far Far Away. I need to do Charmings hair before the ball. DONKEY: Aww, come on. The shelves are filled with different potions. Shrek 2 is an action-adventure video game published by Activision and released in 2004. Godmother hands Charming the axe. Categories Categories: Transcripts; DreamWorks Transcripts; Shrek Transcripts; Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. Were on the move! Shrek climbs up and gets through. GODMOTHER: Lets see. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are in a prison cell. Harold is sat between the man and another similar looking man to his other side. The group cheers. Nobody said I have the right to remain silent! Perhaps its best if we just call the whole thing off, okay? So are Shrek and Fiona, who are both now ogres. Harold stands unsure, still clutching the axe, staring out at the moon. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. SHREK: The Kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey. Shrek 2/Transcript | The JH Movie Collection's Official Wiki | Fandom in: Transcripts Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 View source Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. You still look like a noble steed to me. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2. Donkey hurries down the stairs and Shrek jumps off his back. Fiona reaches for one of the tea cups but Harold quickly grabs it instead. Fiona headbutts Charming and he drops to the floor. Shrek looks down at Puss, who gives him a cute, helpless look. She pulls out a book titled "Cinderella". You got a puppy? Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. I was doing it only for my family. Thumbelina? Donkey smiles and stares at Shrek, not taking the hint. Hes with us. That's good point Larry. The dance floor is empty, except for Shrek and Fiona still slow dancing. He didnt get there in time. Fiona runs out of her room to do the same. Just get this place cleaned up! The red carpet is rolled out in front of the palace and festivities are set up. FIONA: DadIve been thinking about what you said. Look at the pony! Im here to make it all better. GODMOTHER: Banish your blemishes, tooth decay / Cellulite thighs will fade away! 0 references. SHREK: Oh! I can whinny! My racing days are over! She gets up and walks to the balcony, only to notice the diary opened face down. GODMOTHER: Charming. DONKEY: Hey, Shrek. He is surprised by a knock at the door, and sets the diary down. Make yourself useful and go keep watch. Gingy throws it to the Three Blind Mice who don't catch it. He quickly shuts it and looks over to make sure Fiona is still sleeping. They eventually come across an abandoned barn in the forest. INT. Joan Rivers talks to the camera with loudspeaker in hand. Thats not my husband. He reluctantly pours the contents of the Love Potion into one of the cups. And oh, we used to walk down by the lily pond and they were in bloom. Shrek, Fionawill you accept an old frogs apologies and my blessing? EXT. He turns to look down at a feminine frog sipping a martini on a stool. HAROLD: Yes, but she was supposed to choose the prince we picked out for her! Fiona gest out of bed and walks over to the mirror to wash her face. But Shrek had this thing he had to do and uh--. German Wikipedia. DONKEY: First things first, we need to get you out of those clothes. Harold runs over to them. HAROLD: Uh, nothing! Huh? They stop at the foot of the stairs leading up to the palace doors. Srie Shrek Shrek 2 (2004) Pour plus de dtails, voir Fiche technique et Distribution Shrek est un film d' animation amricain en images de synthse ralis par Andrew Adamson et Vicky Jenson et sorti en 2001 . SHREK: Well heres a news flash for you! There are more Shrek movies to follow according to Jeffrey Katzenberg. Donkey begins to transform back into his donkey self. The pig grabs onto Godmother's leg and she tries to shake him off. HAROLD: There you are! Harold walks with Fiona in arm and gives her off to Prince Charming. Shrek yells through the bars of the door. He opens the door to see Harold standing in the hall. Everybody dig in! Look! LILLIAN: Well, hes no Prince Charming, but they do look--. The water is rancid and the two fish are clearly dead. Buy em drinks! SHREK: Thatll have to do. Shes been all moody and stuff latelyso I thought Id move back in with you guys! Dance!" And shell never forgive you if you dont. Puss jumps off and Shrek and Donkey halt. A man walks up to the horses and cleans them off, and the carriage driver tosses him a coin. Donkey leaps up and over the group of guards and they chase after them. A frog ribbit is heard from inside the chestplate. She starts singing the song "Holding Out for a Hero". Honestly. PUSS: Finally! One of the mice carries the a lit match to light the fuse, but falls through the grate. What is a piata, anyway?! She screams and Shrek hears her from outside. [chuckles]. Hey, thats my girl! Puss and Donkey, yall. DONKEY: Wow! Aagh! He walks out to the balcony and shuts the doors behind him. Thats a really big problem! Do you suppose we could pretend it never happened and start over? Harold looks distracted. LILLIAN: Oh, stop being such a drama king. You know, after your little spat last night. The three look out the window to see Shrek, Donkey, and Puss standing at the window. INT. Pinocchio tangles himself up in his strings after flipping and posing on the way down. Carry on, Cedric. DONKEY: Oh, no, no. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. I was just reading a, uha scary book. 7561111-9. The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery. Gingy groans and slides down the string. FIONA: No, no, no, Dad! HAROLD: What am I supposed to do about it? So thats it, you wont come? No! "A tear drop away." If you remember, I helped you with your happily ever after. Mom and Dad approve, and Fiona gets the man shes always dreamed of. Shrek takes his clothes, leaving both the nobleman and his son stranded in their undergarments. Youd be surprised how much I changed for your mother. 1 reference. FIONA: Ugh! And my father lives off the garbage! The nobleman's son peeks out from inside the carriage. Fiona looks hesitantly at Charming and then back at Godmother. Move em down! Oh, arent they adorable! GINGY: Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! Donkey runs back over to the fireplace and Shrek groans in frustration. 11. The nobleman gets out to examine Donkey, who is writhing on the ground. Shrek leans Fiona over and they kiss. Neither Harold nor Lillian appear to be approving. His name is Mongo, and Shrek and Gingy are riding on his shoulders. Two knights restrain him with an animal capture device and one lifts a dime bag off of him. "Im an ogre!" Think of the saddest thing thats ever happened to you. This script is a transcript . DONKEY: Oh its kind of a long story but, see, Shrek and I took some magic potion. FIONA'S BEDROOM. It shatters as the bottle is pulled out, sending Puss flying. Captain Hook plays the piano and sings. SHREK: See this is why nobody likes ogres. The door shuts and the mouse runs into it. Shrek 2 Transcript | DreamWorks Animation Wiki | Fandom Wikis Advertisement 90 pages Explore Wiki Content Community in: Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts Shrek 2 Transcript Edit Handy helpers Stompoos Butterfly nets Wreaches Tweezers Band Constent Closepins Bicycle rumps Rocket ships Babies Roundups Elephants Ropes Jump ropes A carriage is traveling on a road through the forest. It opens and Shrek pulls him and the cart inside. In one of my nine lives I was the great cat burglar of Santiago de Compostela! Is he really that good-looking? But inside youre the still same old, mean, salty. After a brief silence, Fiona goes up to hug Lillian and Harold. FIONA: It was a mistake to bring Shrek here. She goes over to the piano player snapping her fingers. SHREK: Dad. She can help us pack. DONKEY: Keep watch? Im sorry. LILLIAN: Fiona does. DONKEY: Oh, OK. All right, cool. He takes off his hair net and dramatically swishes his hair. Move em on! Yeah! When you married me?! DONKEY: All by myself / Dont wanna be / All by myself anymore. I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place. HAROLD: I only did that because I love her! Shrek Forever After is a 2010 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 children's picture book Shrek! Citizens of the kingdom scream as the feet of a giant gingerbread man stomp through the streets. Look! Godmother grabs it but Shrek swipes it out of her hands and into the air. He looks up from the scroll and stares at Shrek. Poor Shrek's evening would take a turn for the worse, as he stumbled across Fiona's childhood diary. Ow! They break into a giant gingerbread house and stay night. The knights shut the doors of the van. DONKEY: Oh! Im your Fairy Godmother. SHREK: All right, big fella! GODMOTHER: Well help you set a new fashion trend! Donkey and Puss follow him. DONKEY: Oh, God! Mongo tries to drink from the giant cup, but drops it after nothing comes out of it. W--w--we dont even have dental. LILLIAN: Youre more that man today than you ever were warts and all. DONKEY: Hey, you were the one who said you didn't want to stop and get directions. Unlike its predecessor, the score for Shrek 2 was only composed by Harry Gregson-Williams. Shrek looks up at the shelves built into the walls around them. Shark Tale; Kung Fu Panda 2 (transcript) Rise of the Guardians (transcript) The Emoji Movie (transcript) The Star (transcript) Early Man (transcript) Ice Age . 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