Jenkins, if anything, seemed grateful for the silence. I filed this away as a rebuttal for the next officer to approach me on the subject. From the scarring and damage, along with the derelict ship floating nearby of a different make, they had been fighting not too long ago. And he used his power to save the world and protect the weakWell, except he wasnt really a human, he was an alien who looked exactly like a human whose parents sent him to Earth because their own planet was about to be destroyed he paused. Henhouse. I have also had leaders who would repeat the code three times, even though thats not the norm. I would suggest contacting Royal Road to let them know about the specific ads that cause the problems. In any other race this bizarre affliction can and did drive them to extinction. You see, Earth is a death world. Then I started on Everyone Loved Large Chests (also excellent as long as you don't mind, or can forgive, the sexualization, but not caught up yet). Pretty sure the reveal was done by the original author. I didn't even need to google "grasping hoof. My desk registered this as the creatures Interspecies Communication Implant, though it seemed like a shockingly crude example. *Cranes Neck Forward, Mouth Open, and Sinks Back Into A Classic Storyline.. How We All Read, Honestly.*. I will need to interview you in private. I told it. In the end, they wound up stealing the best ideas from humanity itself. The last thing the station did before activating this field was to spit two probes that embedded themselves in Earths lone, large moon so as to snoop on the human races communications networks and forward the information to us on the observatory. : I love your work, especially "BlueShift"! Fascinating biology, Vedred agreed with me, and I indicated embarrassmentclearly I had been displaying my fascination openly enough for my social implant to broadcast it. Here you go: https://imgur.com/gallery/2Q59t. This series had so much story potential until the reveal. A chair reconfigured itself for my anatomy and I straddled it. His endoskeleton issued a loud clicking sound and he issued a sigh that my implant interpreted as pleasure. Horses were. https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/ The Descent by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4490-the-descentLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license This one will take the place of my usual weekly upload of Those Days With The Monsters because I've been unable to record audio this week due to illness :( I had the audio files for this already made so I edited them down, no pick ups were possible and I had to get creative at points! I assumed you were military, I told him. I collapsed, shaking from the pain. The Formatting Guide has some helpful pointers on using Markdown. Why! Read the FAQ, read the Subreddit Rules, and check out our Wiki. (I never thought threads would last over two days but 1614919 proved me very wrong.) In any other species the movement would have looked obscenely organic. And humans believe that this is the real way in which the history of your species unfolded?. My species homeworld really is a category twelve temperate. I assure you officer, I am not mocking the immigration system. Blazcowickz fighting against the magitech cult of Zarus. But I can guess. > If you enjoy the LitRPG genre, you may also enjoy my in-progress web serial Spellgun. Found Prey I around 1am. And so we travelled the stars, colonising the lost homeworlds we found, along with others. We are the premier choice for classic car customs, restorations, electrical rewiring, electrical repair, LS Swaps, motor rebuilds and performance upgrades, suspension and brake upgrades and repairs, audio . They are physically powerful. Abductee 907-42-96-53-3, It introduced itself. 67,622 talking about this. ago u/mishdaddy. He's relatively green, having only served one tour with the ARTN 8th Fleet, along with, Quet "Bug" Yous, one of the few Dreeden space superiority fighter pilots. I dont know how that translates.. Most of the crew found it impossible to believe that she was not insane, but Jenkins assured me that her beliefs were considered perfectly normal. I actually gasped out loud. Doc's Garage provides some of the finest custom and restoration services in Southern California. At first I thought it had received some pleasant comments and then sank without a trace. . It's not just the humans, the other races as well feel well realised, and you have a balance of things that scratches my hfy itch without making humans overpowered Mary Sues. David meets back up with Clank, takes down some mercs, makes a deal with a gun runner and meets with the owner of a whorehouse. It also didn't help that our subspace communications were just advanced enough that the garbled words the poor Kondar picked up on their outdated systems sounded horribly sinister and alien even by the wide standards of the galaxy as it now was. Now, twenty diurnals after the attack, there was just some greenish discolouration to show that he had ever been injured. This bot is open source. I saw Jenkins sway with the motion and remain upright, despite the fact that he was balanced precariously on only two legs. It was only after Reddit user Guidosbestfriend set his own story Humans Dont Make Good Pets in the same universe and I confessed to having created the setting that I learned that The Kevin Jenkins Experience was considered a HFY classic. Good setup chapter. Whatever else it was, Earth was a rich source of artistic exports. He was holding himself low and hunched, and I could see those dense high-gravity muscles tense and ready under his lightly-furred skin. David and Cylia deal with a worm while Clank flexes on some aliens. The water cannons they use to suppress riots would pulverize our bones. When Ploel and Teelm are entering the Bonthan security room, you have Ploel's race as 'kethkhan', but the previous mention was 'kethkan'. I had never paid much attention to poetry, art and fiction. 2. There was the sound of pulse-gun fire and a squealing being galloped into the customs area before being caught from behind by a kinetic pulse that hurled it to the ground, broken and dying. I stared at their twin heavy pulse guns, too afraid even to close my eyes before the end. We'll get a Rashan POV eventually, but it's planned for WAY down the road in my outline. Those things exist in all species, but the alien concepts these things expressed, and the way in which they expressed them, broke through that barrier for me. I actually gasped out loud. In fact the only reason this race had not yet gone extinct is a combination of high birth rates, short life spans, and a child being able to defend itself hours after birth. Jenkins and Charlotte got into a vicious argument about a protracted conflict in a dry, hot part of the world that had apparently only just started when they were abducted. Frankly, you deserve all the gold and virgins for continuing this story 2 years down the line! Despite its lack of height, it had strapped a pack to its torso that looked larger and heavier than I could have comfortably carried. Honestly, Your original stories are some of the most influential on hfy, like Your stories got me into hfy! Small, but powerful and dense-seeming. I gestured that this was true for me also. Not disappointed, progress is progress. Fuck me there's my life in a sentence. I closed the booth, stood up and gestured for the alien to follow me with my second right forelimb. It was small. New to HFY? Many came up with theories, but none fit better than any others. A story this awesome deserves the reputation of crashing the internet, even if it's just a small part of it ;). You have no idea. Jenkins muttered. Wow, I'm super surprised that the author of Spellgun or royalroad is also the author of an HFY I started reading 2 years ago on reddit. I remember that one, i believe its somewhere in the must read section. If you enjoy the LitRPG genre, you may also enjoy my in-progress web serial Spellgun. Not just because of a confirmed Rashan POV chapter but because it sounds like we still have plenty of chapters to go :D. You have a wonderful ability to write and I am glad you are doing so. Experimentally I tried to enter this fact onto the paperwork, which of course threw up an error code. A civilian fleet set out to make contact with Earth in the hopes of peacefully talking them down from this religion. Ex. Hostile, vicious and forever primordial. It was a short fight. Three diurnals later, the council convened a special meeting. So it sound like we need the A-10, but in space. Kirk! he exclaimed. Literally can't read it on my phone. Progress is all we need if the progress is this fantastic. While judging any species by the aesthetic values of your own species doesnt make a lot of sense, Hunters were ugly. Looking back, it's actually worked out in our favour. I just saw that Spellgun was on royalroad.com as a top read fiction earlier today. Years of study later showed that the reptile-like race had taken nearly ten times as long as we did to reach the industrial age, and had not gotten very far beyond that. The Hunters trotted round the corner, eerily silentnobody had ever heard them communicate verbally. Nuryaw, Bonthan High Admiral and leader of the Assemblage grand fleet. I reread those two (in between a thousand petty annoying things that slowed me down), and then promptly read this - and it was well worth the wait! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Can we please start with the official stuff? Transmitting message now. Modern militaries use brevity codes that are based off a completed action in a battle strategy that are one word, usually on the same subject (sports teams for example), and go in alphabetical order. Vedreg kept going, apparently oblivious to the exchange. Best HFY Reddit Stories: The Old Guard Falls NetNarrator 43.4K subscribers Subscribe 1 3 views 1 minute ago #hfy #Greentext #awesome One last dance! IIRC, it's one of the scenes on the Helena, but it could be one of the Bonthans too. Legit gasped when I got the notification, I have been excited for this for a long time. Holy fuck. Enter the thread number (/tg/ only) and a brief title and one-sentence description and hit Go! So happy to see this continued! Sothis God created humans, got angry at them, condemned them to be tortured forever and ever after death, and then had itself sacrificed to itself to save mankind from the very torture it was inflicting upon them? he asked. It was awesome. So excited to see this. The largest was perhaps the length of a football field, if that. Once, and just once, we found a sentient race still alive. You killed it, any kinda timeline for the next update or is it gonna be another surprise? The other humans were quite dissimilar to Jenkins. Jenkins interrupted, his implant radiating waning patience and mounting embarrassment. I didnt know any better.. AND like 10 more Spellgun chapters since I last checked?! It's progress, but doesn't wrap anything up yet. Not impervious, just highly resilient, I corrected. The Department of Classics is committed to the study of ancient Greece and Rome and their political, social, artistic, and intellectual legacy. The Supremacy was sent to investigate a new world our long-range sensors show had space-age technology upon it. Time well spent. And we have other weakness. Kevin Jenkins did. When they finally get off their world in a meaningful way, when they finally become eligible for contact and for introduction into the interstellar community, we will need to handle them with utmost care. Jenkins later explained to me that Charlotte had praised what she saw as a war between her own religion against another, rival one. I nodded, fighting back the urge to excrete in my terror. Ethnic, religious, and cultural differences became less important when you were away from Earth, and in the end those who could not agree simply lived on different worlds. It staggered, collided with its comrade and fell. UhI dont know. Us. There hadnt been time. Commands the dreadnought Flashing Hooves. More HFY, specifically VoM. It was rather amusing to see the scientific community collectively slap their heads when they see the simple ideas and concepts they had missed. The Corti were smalleven smaller than this beinggrey-skinned but with large eyes and oversized brains as a result of a centuries-long eugenics program within their species which had vastly expanded their intellect. He rolled up the sleeves of fabric that covered his forelimbs until they were bunched around the mid-joint. The UTA Dreadnought "Supremacy" was in essence a city in space. Events moved quickly after that. Often futuristic science fiction, some of these copypastas can get quite long. YASS. Muscles shifted under his thin brown skin as he tapped his digits on the tabletop in a simple one-two-three rhythm. I understand youre doing this for free and ads make you a buck, but seriously fuck the inescapable full screen ads on your site. Their skin was a grotesque matte ceramic-white, and their seven eyes, each blinking independently, provided them with exceptional depth perception. Another group borrowed the idea of poetry reading and took it in turns to stand up and read their compositions aloudan exercise doomed to ridiculousness by the fact no two of them spoke the same language, but they took to it with enthusiasm. Normally, I only read one offs on here, but this one makes it so I cant wait for another. Ditto. All rights reserved. Ends with Humanity being the result of magical gods intermarrying with the primal forces of nature, and their offspring manifesting their elemental affinity via hair and eye color. /tg/ talks about science and gawks at each other's cool shit. Heightened sensitivity? David captures a pirate, raids a gang HQ, meets an old Grey and goes hunting. Our first contact did not go so well, however. The Supremacy blew away a single craft to secure its escape victor; a sad but necessary tactic. And the reason you guys are going to shit yourselves when humans finally get off the ground. I literally did a mini-jump as soon as I saw the words "HFY" and "Prey" in the same alert box. Parts of your writing style reminded me of his. If they took us alive, we would be food. It didnt come. P.s. David holds a few spars, has a fight mid-warp and starts clearing out one of the drone ships. Some had died off so early only a few stone monuments marked that they had ever been there, some had established empires spanning nearly a dozen systems. I agree that they are frustrating and that they make the site a pain to use for mobile users. Haven't been able to contact the author yet, so If anybody has a way please let me know. Well there's already a bearcat in the larger tiger cat so wouldn't it be a warthog cat? The second thing it prompted was the declaration of a surveillance and research mission to Earth. Archived threads are checked every two hours for updates until the thread 404s. worth a read. By the time they get there, the dudes are all dead but the power armor systems take over and the wreck shit anyway. As far as I know the original author never wrote anything else in the universe and never even identified him/herself which is why the author is always listed as anonymous. Rather than answer the mystery of where they had come from, they had historically preferred to tell stories and then convince themselves that the stories were true. I havent slept in two standard Diurnals.. Same. In which David pushes his ship and his equipment to their limits. With surprising speed, news spread among their people, and among others, of what had happened. Or at least, that's what I choose to believe. Well, by the standards of a lot of species on Earth, we are weak. Him. The fox is in the henhouse. Might want to see if that can be fixed. I say you have a talent for worrying in vain. I was actually driving back from talking with my lawyer about fighting for the right to have contact with my own offspring when I was abducted., He looked me in the eye. He threw his feet out ahead of him and slid the last few strides to the locker. When I go there I see the story for a few seconds but then get stuck behind ads. The human gave a worried smile. David forges some funky metal, trains with his crew, finally gets laid and ATF's someone's dog. Other specimens of their art were interesting, thought-provoking. David has another strange dream and meets back up with his crew. With reposting of classics, statement of what HFY is, and plenty of new OC. "Never underestimate the power of making an Ensign cry." Every attempt to convince people that we wanted fair negations was seen as a deception. We might be referring to different things. Your Superman sounds like Tvnndrkktktk, who defended his tribe from a pack of predators for a year without sleeping., Or Gudruvgnagnut, who grew so large that his tribe could shelter beneath him from the year-storm, said Vedreg. For example, it would be All units, this is Specialist Teelm. HFY, Humanity Fuck Yeah, good thread, OC, writefaggotry, Drake MacDougal, 2012-10-26: 22 : January 2013: 22759329: Clarke's Third Law /tg/ talks about science and gawks at each other's cool shit. I AM SO EXCITED HOLY SHIT. Thanks and im looking forward to the next two. Surprising as this was, I then decided to write a sequel, and from there the clamor for more has picked me up and swept me along. If you do navigate away, the update script should catch anything you miss, but the thread may display incorrectly or with 4chan.org hotlinking images until it is repaired. All units, this is Specialist Teelm. I've read a few stories based on this universe, most have been pretty damn good. Interview begins, interstellar convenient standard date/time 1196-5-24.4. worth a read. It was a simple designone long line, crossed by a shorter one. Maybe theres even a POW camp where all the races are together? I was part of the security force that flew Jenkins to Capitol Station to be interviewed by a special committee. "And suddenly, when all of the fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls were ready to pitch in to buy HFY's tombstone, OP delivered. The all-clear alarm sounded just before I reached him, and he moved in response to it. Baden Woods, is the brash Terran Ambassador to the Assemblage, and friends with, Nesh, the Dreeden Ambassador to the Assemblage. He didnt spare the fallen alien a second glance as he charged at the lone survivor. Vedreg and I exchanged a glance that bypassed the social implants.There are going to be a lot of nervous species out there when your kind develop quantum communication, Vedreg opined. 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