Shirley Baker Why would I wanna drink? ' All the Way Mae, played by Madonna, is one of the biggest personalities on the team and has made her nickname in the league synonymous with that personality and attitude. Hard is what makes it great. Tom Hanks , A League Of Their Own Should've just had you and bought a dog! Hard is what makes it great. Tom Hanks , A League Of Their Own I believed them, too, you know? Mae Mordabito Ernie Capadino: Well, it would bruise the hell out of me. We feed them to the cows when they're constipated. 1. I got you on the train." (Marla nods) : She has enough faith in her base-running skills to know that she can get the run and win the game for her team. But sneaking out like this, quitting, you'll regret it for the "You're gonna lose, you're gonna lose!" Walter Harvey : You've seen the error of your ways. You cant deny that. : I don't know what that kid is doing, but get him away from the tape! WebTo achieve the incredible you have to attempt the impossible. [Ernie sees Dottie and Kit vigorously milking cows]. As Greta gives Carson a haircut at the hotel after tryouts, they talk "They Don't Get To Tell Us Whether Or Not This Is Real.". Kit Keller: [to Dottie] You ever hear Dad introduce us to people? Though some of these lessons may appear trivial, theyre actually some of the most forgotten bits of advice that we should all remember. Dottie: Well, we're different. Often regarded for her reinvention and mark on popular culture, Madonna is the perfect Mae. : Theres no crying in baseball!. Kit Keller It is only a game, Jimmy. Kit Keller: OkayBut can't you do this first? Ernie Capadino: Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Something important has just happened. Thats the important thing. : Dottie Hinson The hardis what makes it great. Jimmy Dugan, 2. When our boys come home from war, what kind of girls will they be coming home to? And they all feel like Im the one thats Beverly: What? Kit Keller The juxtaposition of playing baseball while taking etiquette classes is comical while also making a comment on the expectations of women at that time. Do it. WebA League of Their Own is a 1992 film which deals with a fictionalized account of the formation of the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League (AAGPBL) during World War II, as seen through the eyes of two sisters. Why its the best: Mae and Madonna had a lot in common, I guess. And make sure to check out these baseball quotes and Major League quotes. Yeah, you can't do it. If it wasnt hard, everyone would do it. Because I couldnt figure out why you would throw home when weve got a two-run lead. Really? WebTo achieve the incredible you have to attempt the impossible. Id kill myself. Which team do you play for? Once in a lifetime you get a chance to do something different. : Jimmy Dugan : Evelyn, could you come here, you got a second? Baseball biggest stars say: Look out Mr. Hitler, the Yanks are coming, not to mention the Indians, Red Sox, and Tigers. Right here in Chicago, young girls plucked from their families are gathered at Harvey Field, to see which one of them can be the most masculine. [while the team is stranded out on the road] Jimmy Dugan: Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. [Model walks up on the platform in a wool uniform complete with a miniskirt]. Alice "Skeeter" Gaspers says legging out a triple is no reason to let your nose get Dottie, if you want to go back to Oregon and make a hundred babies, great, Im in no position to tell anyone how to live. 11. Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. From now on, this movie has become one of my favorites, with some other like "Steel Magnolias" and "Fried Green Tomatoes". Which team do you play for? That's how you hurt it. Mae Mordabito Mae Mordabito You wish. Well, now, I was going to send you a thank-you card, Mr. Harvey, but I wasnt allowed anything sharp to write with. Jimmy Dugan, 17. Shirley Baker. Jimmy, the two sisters, and the rest of the team faced many challenges that tested their resolve and determination. Doris Murphy This is you. Shirley Baker: Kimono, kimono. Girls are what you sleep with after the game, not, not what you coach during the game. Jimmy Dugan, 19. Baseball is what gets inside you. Hey, what the heck kind of a think is that to say to me, Mae? So, let's play hard, let's play smart, use your heads. Doris Murphy But sneaking out like this, quitting, youll regret it for the rest of your life. Jimmy Dugan, 14. That's that lump three feet above our ass, right, Jimmy? Kit Keller: We only make 30 at the dairy. She caught it with her bare hand. The setup: Instead of a montage or narrator, they use old-fashioned newsreel clips to lay some of the storys groundwork through the movie. The setup: Kit Keller has just bowled over her big sister to score the winning run in Game 7 of the World Series, and the PA guy is going a bit crazy in all the excitement. Go join your team. However, my true passion is in traveling, photography, and finding common ground to which everyone from different cultures can relate. If it was easy, everyone would do it. Tryouts are in Chicago. The hardis what makes it great. Jimmy Dugan 2. Jimmy: Are you crying? And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. A woman's place is on home, first, second, and third. Jimmy Dugan: Evelyn, could you come here, you got a second? How long you been working it on it? It's a real league, professional. [Doris throws a fast ball at Kit, which Dottie catches with her bare hands]. : Butthe way Hanks asks/yells incredulously, Whos Lou? is amusing and something Ive copied pretty much every time I hear someone mention the name Lou. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. : [Jimmy signs a baseball for a young fan. Ira Lowenstein: This is what it's going to be like in the factories, too, I suppose, isn't it? Ah! Dave Hooch: I know my girl ain't so pretty as these girls, but that's my fault. Baseball is what gets inside you. When he learns of her choice to leave, he won't take no for an answer. Will you sign my baseball? The setup: Jimmys finally starting to care about winning again, but hes still pretty rough around the edges as a manager, dealing with the players. Helen Haley : Doris: Thats that lump three feet above our ass, right Jimmy? Doris: So long, Charlie. A city boy, clearly, he has a question. With the many places Ive been to, I found that love, inspiration, and happiness are some things that bring people together. Look. No! And friendly greetings from Chile, proudly the world's southernmost country!!. I'm a baseball scout. I'm sorry but I have to kill your son. Jimmy Dugan Why its the best: Shes not wrong. Dottie Hinson The hardis what makes it great. Jimmy Dugan 2. Charlie Collins, Racine Coach : She's gotta get out of that town. The setup: Two kids run up to Jimmy Dugan, looking for an autograph. Walter Harvey: You go out, wave your cap, give the people a thrill. "This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister." And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. Theres no crying in baseball!. Enjoy! We take from each others hearts and courage, and its through our individual experiences that we learn how to rise above our challenges and pain. Its Harry Shearerof "The Simpsons" (and about a million other things) fame. Filming & Production 18 Apr. The hard is what makes it great. Jimmy Dugan: You stink, you're lousy, you're only the best player in the league. Are you crying? Dottie Hinson : No sir, I've, uh, quit drinking. Why don't you give her a break, Jimmy Jimmy Dugan Hi. : , The hard is what makes it great. You're a young man, Jimmy: you still could be playing, if you just would've laid off the booze. : Doris Murphy For what? What do you think? It's only a game, and, and, I don't need this. I did that, so when do I get paid? Yeah, you do wish. Jimmy: Evelyn, could you come here for a second? And now there isn't anything I wouldn't give to get back any one day of it. : And now there isn't anything I wouldn't give to get back any one day of it. This summer, Tom Hanks and the Rockford Peaches prove that a woman's place is at homefirst, second & third. Ernie Capadino: That's the guy. I have Bob; I don't need this. : The setup: Mae is doing a confession at church, and the rest of the girls are waiting their turn. Doris? And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. No, no, no. Mae Mordabito I don't have ballplayers, I've got girls. At all. Dottie Hinson, 23. I have Bob; I dont need this. Took me about a year. Ah, double play! : 'A League of Their Own': Ranking the 19 best quotes from the classic baseball movie 1. WebTHERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! Theres no crying. 'A League of Their Own': Ranking the 19 best quotes from the classic baseball movie 1. I mean, look, theres a lot of us. Kinda wish they would have found a way to weave him back into the storyline. Which team do you play for? WebTo achieve the incredible you have to attempt the impossible. . Why would I wanna drink? Which team do you play for? Web50 A League of Their Own Quotes on Resolve & Courage 1. Mae Mordabito: Its half a dress! WebA League of Their Own is a 1992 film which deals with a fictionalized account of the formation of the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League (AAGPBL) during World War II, as seen through the eyes of two sisters. Jimmy should be nicer. Having been compared to Dottie since the beginning of the film, Kit is finally able to let go of the rivalry that has kept their relationship rocky and meet not as rivals but as sisters. And did I cry? His quips and quick responses in A League of Their Own easily show off his comedic skills and get the movie started with full belly laughs to accompany the heartwarming story. Jimmy Dugan: Why don't you get an organ grinder, I could do a little dance. PA announcer: Hinson dropped the ball! Unnamed Ball Player #1 I have seen enough to know I have seen too much! Yeah, you! Now, you are the first girls in the All American Girls Profession Baseball League. How do I look? Nothin', we just gave her a dress. Dottie Hinson : Evelyn: Well, I'm a Peach. Charlie Collins, Racine Coach Something special? It's what lights you up, you can't deny that. Which team do you play for? All these girls gonna be in the league? : No crying! "You're gonna lose, you're gonna lose!" Join in the discussion below. Alright, Mae, center field, lead off. : No crying! : Mae Mordabito Doris Murphy What? This is something weve seen with Dottie when she first declines the offer to try out for the womens league. Alice "Skeeter" Gaspers says legging out a triple is no reason to let your nose get This quote comes at a perfect time in the film, as the audience has already seen that she is, in fact, the attitude of The Peaches. I'm sorry but I have to kill your son. 3. Helen Haley Not to mention the Indians, Red Sox and Tigers. Announcer: Take me home momma and put me to bed. What did you do to her? Jimmy Dugan : No, I just can't afford it. Jimmy: Well I was just wonderin', 'cause I couldn't figure out why, you throw home when we got a two-run lead! Hinson dropped the ball! is not quite The Indians win the pennant! Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on? Jimmy Dugan, 40. When one of The Peaches' outfielders makes a throwing mistake, not only does her mistake get under his skin, but her emotional reaction to his criticism does as well. There's no crying in baseball! : Ernie Capadino: Are you coming? Mae Mordabito Come on. No Jimmy Dugan [Smiling] Are you crying? In fact, it isn't the first time it is exhibited, but for one reason or other I've never had seen it. Use Marlas, its heavier! To Oregon. Don't eat it. They're gonna have 4 teams, 16 girls to a team. : Evelyn, could you come here, you got a second? Kit Keller: Please, Dottie. Shes a pitcher. WebAhem. : [Doris throws a baseball at Dottie, who catches the ball with her bare hands, impressing Doris and Mae]. : Technical Specs, [Upon seeing Marla drunk and singing with the band], [while the team is stranded out on the road]. Doris Murphy Fluent in biting sarcasm, Ernie Capadino, played by Jon Lovitz, is the baseball scout who convinces Dottie and her sister to join an all-women's baseball league. 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